Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and an uncanny ability to sniff out BALLS whereever we go!!!!!
I SMELL BALLS!!!!
Ahhhh, as you can see, Cardinal Mongo has sniffed out balls once again!! Tonight we dine my red-cloaked minions!!!!
HA HAAAAA!!! There will be no stopping us now, your balls belong to US!!! Cardinal Biggles, bring out the Balls retrieval basket!!!!
DOH! You stupid, stupid man!! That is not the Balls retrieval basket!!! Alas, we are foiled again... but we will return when you least expect us!! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
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