Do you like the simplicity of old fashioned TEXT adventures? Well, that's ok, alot of people don't. Still, for a couple of laughs and a good time, check out the following adventures. I guarantee you'll love these games, or your entire purchase price refunded.
I Rescued Elvis From Communist Alien Jerks
In this text adventure, you play a "good old boy" who has been abducted by Aliens. In the game you will meet someone else that has been abducted (and you should know who the hell I am talking about) and you decide to help get his royal ass home. Yes, you and THE KING are on a collision course with wackiness!
Mitchell Quest
Based on the classic episode 512 of the phenomenal "Mystery Science Theater 3000" TV series, in this game you play MITCHELL, cop with an attitude, slouch with a badge. You don't have to be a MITCHELL fan to enjoy this game, although it certainly doesn't hurt! Try it!